Thursday, August 12, 2004

Damn You Fruits!
(Madonna - Holiday)

So apparently I have Oral Allergy Syndrome according to Vanessa. No that doesn’t mean I’m allergic to oral sex.

Here’s a list of my kryptonite.

1) Cherries
2) Apples
3) Peaches
4) Apricots
5) Plums
6) Almonds

Symptoms include rapid onset of itching of the lips, mouth, or pharynx, swelling of the lips, tongue throat, and palate, and crying/whining like a baby.


By this time tomorrow I will be in Vancouver basking in the sun and warm weather with Sonia. I apologize ahead of time for my lack of bloggage over the next week. Pretend it’s a very long awkward silence.

So…

2 comments:

Fumbling said...

two words: SAMURAI SUSHI. little take out place in vancouver across from oakridge mall on cambie street. big HUGE sushi super ass cheap.

you might also like Subeez in Yaletown - trendy/gothish/awesome place for eats and good music. get the garlic mayo fries.

for ethnic cuisine and non chain restaurants and late eats, hit commercial drive (@ 1st ave). have fun

Shaky Jake said...

Tried Samurai Sushi but the line was out the door...and didn't want to wait...had some Thai food in Yale town...that was ok...

Vancouver is a nice little city...the Sunshine Coast fuckin rocks though! Hopefully next year I'll be able to spend all 7 days in Sechelt :) Had such a great time fishing, crabbing, oyster picking, clam digging and feeding the bald eagles in our boat!!